From nicknaming herself ‘Sheezus’ to educating us all on dojos, London-born performer Lily Allen has been no stranger to headlines and tabloids in her career. Having been a pop culture icon since the noughties, 2025 arguably saw the star’s biggest year yet with the release of West End Girl. The album – said to be inspired by her split from David Harbour – left us all all thinking the same things: how do we get tickets to her tour, and who the f*ck is Madeline?
Now, weeks after West End Girl’s release, Lily’s got us all talking again. While you can listen to the album via streaming, vinyl, and CDs, there’s now a very NSFW way to access your favourite songs.
The singer’s webstore has recently launched some brand new merch – including one that appears to be a butt plug. The £24.99 device is shaped very much as one would expect, but while high demand saw shoppers put into a queue, some may find themselves a little bit shocked when their package turns up at the door. The butt plug shaped device is actually a USB drive containing MP3s of West End Girl, with the website listing it as ‘a novelty USB device intended for data storage only.’ Just to make it clear: don’t try to use this at home…
While this isn’t a toy you can use, Lily has got some other offerings which you can. After all, this is far from the star’s first foray into the world of sex toys. May we introduce you to the Womanizer’s special-edition sex toy vibrator Liberty.
If you’ve read Lily Allen’s memoir, you might remember how the quintessential partnership came about. In her book, My Thoughts Exactly, you can find her talking about using vibrators while she was on tour. ‘And since you ask if I had to pick one vibrator above all the others, I recommend the Womanizer’. Fast forward a couple of years to 2020, and the singer came together with the brand to release a successful vibrator – Liberty by Lily Allen.
‘Sex toys are still seen as a taboo subject because they are related to masturbation and female pleasure,’ Lily said. ‘Female pleasure in itself is a taboo subject. The only way to make taboo subjects no longer taboo is to speak about them openly, frequently and without shame or guilt’. Well, there’s definitely no shame here, Lily.
At £89, the vibrator has ‘six intensity levels, simple two-button operation and is ‘perfect for travel and discreet in handbags’. The company is famous for its Pleasure Air Technology. This means the vibrator uses gentle airwaves to stimulate the gentle nerve endings of the clitoris – which Lily says ‘can give you an orgasm within a short time and even multiple ones’.
Customer reviews on the brand website rave about the preciseness of the vibrator and compactness of the toy. AKA, you can throw it in your bag when you’re off on a trip or stash it in your drawers for maximum privacy. Plus, it has a clip-on case that discreetly hides the toy away (not that you won’t want to show it off, after all).
With a 68% ‘masturbation gap’ between men and women as reported in a survey by the brand, there’s no better time than the present to get in touch with your intimate side. It is sold out at the moment – but if you’re keen to get your hands on Lily Allen’s ‘Liberty’ Womanizer vibrator, keep your eyes on both Womanizer and Lovehoney.
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Liberty by Lily Allen
Made with clitoral stimulation in mind, the special edition of Liberty is made in bold pink and coral and even comes with a travel cover to keep your sex toy safe. With the iconic Pleasure Air Technology, you’ll be ready to go on a ride with the Liberty.
Customer review: “Game-changer for individuals looking for a cute, travel-friendly companion that still brings the power. Cute lid for extra privacy. Love that this beauty is waterproof. This toy will give you orgasm after orgasm. Pure bliss!”
